Train to Edinburgh

On my 4 and a half hours on the train, I thought that I would go insane. The drunken people in the seats in front Were so noisy I started to grunt! Their raucous voices did grate on my ears- Their volume must have been due to the beers. Or perhaps they were hard of hearing. Either way they were hardly endearing. I tried to ignore them but they were too loud- To book in the Quiet Coach next time I vowed!